I’ve always been fascinated with flight. To get up above the world, see it all from up there, the freedom I would feel, what a fantastic experience it would be. The problem is gravity, it’s keeping me down here on the ground.
There are ways I can overcome gravity, but they are usually expensive, commercial airliner, hot air balloon, my own plane are a couple of decent choices. But, I don’t have much money. If I had enough, maybe I could defy gravity forever. If I could get rid of gravity, then I could spend all my time up there.
Here is the solution! Lets make gravity illegal!
If I get enough people to sign a petition, I bet I could get everyone to vote for it. If I could change the laws of nature, then my life would be perfect. I will make up a cool logo, put it on t-shirts, get people to post about it on facebook. Eventually, we’ll congress to vote it into law and it will be ratified by the supreme court.
A group of nay-sayers and they are getting smaller every day, say I might be able to change the law, but I can’t change the consequences. What do they mean by consequences? The consequences can only be beneficial, Right? Gravity is only keeping the poor, oppressed, and the weak from what they truly deserve.
Freedom from gravity will mean Freedom for the poor, freedom for the oppressed and freedom for the weak. I know we can change the law! I’m already chartering a fleet of planes, as soon as the law gets passed we will all be jumping without parachutes. Then we will be free! Then we will be happy! What a fabulous day!
Please sign my petition!
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